*my cat meowing at me while standing next to her food dish “It’s not time yet” I tell her as I reach for another handful of animal crackers.

Do you say please after making a request to Alexa or are you normal?

Just wondering if British Broadcast Corporation ever discussed a name change to eliminate acronym confusion.

Absolutely love how Ram Jam found a way to make Birmingham and Alabama rhyme.

“Get off my property” “I’m not ON your property”

Didn’t know 6am fireworks was an Indy 500 tradition but ok. Up and at it.

Reminder how funny it is to watch race replays at 0.5x speed on YouTube and picture the announcers commentating while hammered at a bar

I like to type the first three letters on google search to see if it knows what I’m looking for. Especially when it’s Cumberland Farms.

Why go for the Whelen Modified Tour championship? Jon F. McKennedy:

I still voice this Judge Mills Lane quote from Celebrity Deathmatch. Nobody ever gets it.

*Elderly man scanning in at the gate Gate Agent: I’m sorry sir this is gate 10, your flight to Minnesota is gate 12. Young college lad: Almost some Home Alone shit right there.

SK Modifieds? Must stand for Stephen King Modifieds cause that lap two accident was a horror story.

Spotters are funny because the spotters who turn to other spotters and say “what the fk is your driver doing out there” are the same spotters who responds to that question with “I’m not driving the car.”

I could go back in time 10 years and have no idea how/where to invest money. In case anybody was wondering how dumb I am.

Flo has technical issues so they stream all events for free on FB & YouTube. Improvise-adapt-overcome. Impressive. 👏

Kylie: What bank should we open an account with… there’s BoA, Chase, TD, Wells Fargo, Citi…? Me: Well TD Bank sponsored the Oxford 250 back in the day so they’re obviously the right choice. Kylie: Obviously. TD Bank