Don’t worry. The cabbage is in a vegetative state.

you never realize how heavy your story is until you share it with someone like it’s just another tuesday and they go silent trying to process what you just said

Cant believe i do with my phone cover what some married men do with their rings yet im not even complicit

What if you cant dance? 💔

Eyyy

Yaz Shem uSummer, yilama ntombazana wase lokshin that have raw talent mara ama choice wabo awekho ryt.

A client just called me Makie… ingabe nimtjeleni bakithi awu shwele

For 13 days even…

A temporary member of staff signed a permanent contract this past weekend without putting in their resignation or serving their notice period… I can’t breathe 🙆🏼‍♂️🥵

Please and thank you 😘

She looks like what she does to the girls she introduces to clients when they don't give her her cut.

Thumeka isn’t a good person at all. She knows Zoleka is pregnant but won’t tell Hlathi cause it might be his and that would affect her new marriage.

Eyyy eyyy you don’t even get paid enough, bhosha!!!!!!

she was a self proclaimed “high maintenance woman” so i took her to some fancy restaurant of her choice, before i paid the bill i asked her how much she thought i should give for gratuity and she said “yini leyo” 💔

i've been so depressed and h0rny lately..idk if i wanna fck or die

The term “checkmate” comes from the Persian phrase “shah mat” which means “the king is dead.”

FNB undoubtedly has the worst Private Wealth proposition in the country.

Zinhle: Kairo where are my shoes nana.. 👠 Kairo: “No mommy” Bongz at UKZN res:

No bigger clown than a Man utd fan that calls the club Man U😔

Caught sight of my dads first borns year of birth and my moms first borns year of birth…. Oh Tymer, a maverick even from the grave 🤣🤣🤣😂