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That rare day when login with all the excitement telling yourself you'll do your job right for once and then see your job, and be like...meh..

Green dot trauma

Questioning life decisions while my PIN is accepted

just like skip intros, need a "skip song, option on Netflix

Pity

Answering machines were the yesteryear's notification zone

Funny stuff about self obsessed assholes 1 Every self obsessed asshole, thinks he's the only self obsessed asshole out there 2 the person he just screwed over, should be okay with it, else he's a naive idiot

what does a writer do from his writing? each time he writes.. does he reveal about others or reveal more about himself

What was the last thing that made me feel shit about myself, 2 mins ago🤔

The dishonest expect fairness from everyone but themselves

House of Cards- Season 3, criminally underrated, unjustifiably compared with the earlier seasons.

Opinions on twitter are like email ids for your sign ups everybody has it, even if they don't need it

In other news: Virat Kohli is like a composition taxpayer, cant claim credit on anything

I want to see foreign sponsors on ad signboards in foreign matches. Show me the banks, insurance companies, and show off the elitist vibe you know you want to xD

Ask out an indian girl and she'll start matching your religion and horoscopes more than any religious priest

Brilliant Insights on Star Sports Commentary - Australia should look to break this partnership, with a wicket, if these two stay, they are scoring runs.

Mark Waugh- I think Australia want to Bat, that means India are all out. Guy is in top form.

When your Watchlist performs better than your portfolio..

asking the same thing over email is the formal version of "show me you mean it".

We had 3 ducks and 1 goat in the batting line up today