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Gnarly returns. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/pow…

“Fired up some live Cinderella rock vids on ‘Tube. Wanted to see how Tom Keifer’s pipes were holdin’ up. Ain’t 24/7 hard like in ‘88, (dude can’t rip throat like that forever) but man, Cinderella is mega underrated. T-Keif still lays it on is VERY thick, you guys.” -K$ Reviews

These UFL swap meet Tigers jerseys 2 for $49. Good deal for you, my guy.

Happy Mom’s Day to all the natural, consensual, erotic babes out there. Keep the toppings piled high, you guys.

NBA halftime shows without the TNT fellas are steaming hot garbage piles. Chuck, Shaq, Ernie, and Kenny or GTFO, you guys.

Time for ESPN NBA coverage featuring loudmouth, random babe, insurance commercial snooze, panel show hack, and who cares. NBA on TNT or GTFO, you guys.

New episodes of Power Moves and K4RDS dropped before Mems Day got out of hand, you guys. PM: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/pow…

Sittin’ with Big Rick the bus driver at the Scottish in Saginaw. Stranglehold came on the juke. Big Rick looked at me and said, “What a f*ckin’ awesome song. Ted is so thick, and Derek Holmes kills it.” Nice to make a new friend with similar interests, you guys.

Woke up on Big Rick’s couch. May have ripped some grass (legal) and watched Slaughter vids on ‘Tube? Kinda blurry. Back at the bar and some deathbed puke Paulie is complainin’ that “There ain’t no prostos around no more! I gotta wet hundo in my sock ready to bang!” No class.

K4RDS: Keepin’ it way too real for the general public to consume for 65 episodes. Hear about Chad Rat, Box, Snake, Snowman, Chop, Taco, Money, Cig, Big Bee, and a whole cast of other disturbed individuals, every week, you guys. patreon.com/powermoveswith…

They never show people take dumps in movies. It’s not realistic. John Rambo certainly had to grunt out a backdoor enemy several times during the franchise, yet not one squat was shown. Just feel like it’d make us more invested in our favorite film characters, you guys.

Nothin’ like a cold one at Dubs to take the Mundee edge off. This country was built on lunch beers, you guys. New Power Moves’ll probs help too. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/pow…

Heard about some babe on the internet advocating to spit on peeners. Maybe if Ann woulda spit on my peener once in awhile we wouldn’t have gotten divorced. Sad there was a simple fix the whole time but I guess Ann wasn’t capable of having a true emotional connection, you guys.

Subscribers can read this long lost full length script by Brooks Wheelan now at patreon.com/powermoveswith…

I’m not middle class. I’m not lower class. I’m ALL class, and craved by ripe, thick tailed babes from coast to coast, you guys.

Looked up some LL Cool J videos to see what his song, “Big Old Butt”, was all about, just because I heard it was a good song. That’s it. Anyway, I learned that LL Cool J sure likes kissin’ & huggin’. And, there’s some mega ripe dumpsters in the Big Old Butt video, you guys.

Guess that Sade song, “The Sweetest Taboo”, is all about butt stuff. Just somethin’ I heard from a guy buyin’ a pack of Newports and a Honey Bun at 7-Eleven, but I’d trust that any day over the internet, you guys.

Really lookin’ forward to the weekend, you guys.

Guess Dan Campbell works at ‘Bee’s. Whoa. Gotta find out which one. Usually, a guy waiter or bartender really ruins a restaurant experience, but I’d make an exception if DC was bringin’ me Margs, you guys.

Guhhhhh. Such a Bust Mobile. Happy Friday to ya, you guys. New Power Moves 218 and K4RDS 079 available now. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/pow…