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Big Mood:

Okay, brunch is cancelled. I only fuck with blunch now

Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

Your a genius if ur smart enough to know your a dumbass

I’ll remove some ribs so I can suck my own dick, as a treat

Nothing against Harry Potter, love the guy, but I think it gave our society a hole in the brain about politics

it just hit me who mayor pete reminds me of

If everyone would just kiss their homies goodnight and tuck them in the world wouldn’t be in a constant state of disrepair

I would love through all this hysteria that at the very least everyone could treat working people that are selling them groceries/supplies with some fucking respect and dignity

“Let’s get this bread” just doesn’t have the same ring to it anymore

Y’all remember places?

There are two types of people: the ones who think Robert Smith looks like Edward Scissorhands, and the ones who think Edward Scissorhands looks like Robert Smith

Hard kombucha? That’s booch hooch

Definitely worth a moment of your time medium.com/@OfcrACab/conf…

nytimes.com/interactive/20…

Washoe county being a deciding factor in this election is straight up an episode of Reno 911

The neighbors have a baby swing in the tree of their front yard but instead of rope it’s an extension cord and instead of a seat it’s a grocery store basket