My reviews of braids are even worse. #dadhaikus #dadjokes #humor #cartoon #haircare #meme #haiku #poetry

Bad ear day. #doghaikus #dadhaikus #pets #dog #poetry #haiku #cartoon

We take our fitted sheets crumbled … not folded. #dadhaikus #dad #parenting #mom #haiku #poetry #cartoon

Do you feel lucky, punk!? #dadhaikus #cartoon #haiku #dad #parenting

Every square inch of space … perfectly allocated. #dadhaikus YETI #cartoon #humor #poetry #haiku #dad

Fuzzy math. #doghaikus #dadhaikus #dogs #pets #haiku #poetry #cartoon #humor #parenting #dinner

It was either that or a pizza cutter. #dadhaikus #foodcartoon #food #poetry #haiku #parentingcartoon

Canine self-awareness. #doghaikus #dadhaikus #dogs #dogcartoons #doghumor #petcartoons #poetry #haikus

Sure, I’ve got five hours I needed to kill, anyway. #dadhaikus #poetry #haiku #dadcartoon #cartoon #parenting #momcartoon

The heart wants what the heart wants. #doghaikus #dogs #pets #dogcartoons #haiku #poetry #petcartoons #parenting #dadhaikus #dadcartoons

The new book is finally out! My first collection of Dad Haikus! Just dropped off signed/haiku’d copies at The Novel Neighbor! #dadhaikus #haikus #poetry #dadcartoons

Rated G for gross. #dadhaikus #poetry #haiku #parenting #dad #mom #dadcartoon #writing

That dog‘s pants are on fire. #doghaikus #writing #poetry #haiku #dogsofinstagram #pets #catsofinstagram #dad #dadhaikus

And my kids never tip me. #dadhaikus #parenting #travelingwithkids #dadlife #poetry #haiku #airport

They sure do make 30 minutes disappear. #dadhaikus #parenting #dad #poetry #mom #haiku

Just kidding. Cone acceptance is a myth. #doghaikus #dogsofinstagram #dog #pet #cat #haiku #poetry #cartoon #funnymeme

I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, I jump through windows. #doghaikus #dadhaikus #dog #cat #pet #poetry #haïku #cartoon #humor

That laptop had a good run. #doghaikus #dadhaikus #dog #pet #poetry #cartoon #haiku #dogcartoon #funnydogs

A lot to unpack here. #doghaikus #dadhaikus #poetry #haiku #pets #dogcartoons #dog #funnypuppy #cat #parenting #therapy

It’s #NationalHaikuDay and #TaxDay2024 so here’s a haiku about an Accountant … sort of.