Kash Patel's shadow.

On some occasions correlation is definitely causation.

Happy anniversary of my one and only banger of a tweet.

I see the Patridiots are also skilled in the art of playing that traditional English musical instrument, the vuvuzela.

Skive Aid…

Urinate the Kingdom.

Faith Valentino Surely the 67,900,000 people who aren’t there are the silent majority?

Turned up to a Tommy Cooper march by mistake.

Land of Hope and Glory Hole

"I said they are just ordinary people with legitimate concerns, peacefully protesting. What did I say Roy?" "You said they're a bunch of far right racist twats"

Bonnie Blue goes to Ibrox and Rangers still can't score.

Is he only coming because it's a small island, the loony right wingers have told him it's full of paedos, and Epstein is pulling the strings? bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

At least he's not having secret meetings with officials from a foreign government.

Poetic justice, not quite to the standard of a brick in the bollox, but funny nevertheless. 😂#conehead #londonprotest

BREAKING: Levels of stupidity and ignorance are now so bad in the U.K. that people need words on the flag to get it the right way up.

Proscribe Tesla.

Bloody foreigners, comin' over 'ere, tryin' to take over the place. Send 'em back.