Donald Trump, a 78-year-old man, who is candidate for President of the United States, screams in all caps, “I hate Taylor Swift!”. There is nothing normal about this.

I am holding a classic Kook-Aid sticker from Wacky Packages. I used to collect these in the 1970s. Please share your memories! Thank you!

Final figures. Taylor Swift 96.5% Dolt45 3.5%

3.5% is the standard MoE* for this sample size with a 95% confidence interval. *Margin of Erics

Here’s how fucking stupid Xitter has become: Louis Harris and George Gallup are objectively dead.

If you know, you know. Walk with us down memory lane…

What should Nikki Haley’s podcast be called? Best answer wins a free weathercock.

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Stock market is up.📈 Gas prices are down. 📉 Inflation is down. 📉 Unemployment is down.📉 Crime is down.📉 Border crossings are down.📉 This is why MAGA is focusing on Haitians eating pets.

the west wing intro but it’s succession style #Westwingaissance

Jeras Ikehorn We have a saying in Germany that pretty much says tell me who you hang around with and I tell you who you are / or who people think you are. And Trump? He only knows and hangs around the best people 👇

Susie Dent Surely some are equipped with "thoughtless-chambers" 🤣

Columbus fire still going. You can smell it at Easton.

This is what the very paradigm of a message strategy looks like folks. There will be PhDs freshly minted after defending their theses on the brilliant comms of the Harris/Walz campaign, from rollout to victory speech. They’ll write paeans to it.

Supersize that McSpaghetti!

How did I miss this when I was a sheltered child!?

…or our singing…

Jonesy is my spirit animal.

Tim Curry says “You will get the order of Lenin for this” And then that’s the end of the role in a great movie where Tim Curry was criminally underused!

Only to be reincarnated as Dr Alan Grant digging for dinosaurs in…? Montana. Which he immediately ditches. He’s got a date with a chilean sea bass at Jurassic Park.