@dableg44
i like fine sh!t
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calendar_today02-08-2022 11:27:24
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16 days ago
When the whole room is silent in the middle of the exam and Siri says "these are some results i found on google"
15 days ago
Na mtu asikupee pressure ati utoke kwa wazazi huku nje nikubad,ata yesu alitoka kwa babayake akakufa
dumbass baby put his hand the wrong way
I think my mom likes arguing with me because I look like my dad
Me at 3am trying to plug in my charger without getting out of the bed.
Her : My love language is quality time. Jobless guy :
14 days ago
“We saw a flower in your garden”
My sobriety streak seeing me set the foundation as early as now….
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We all meet in the FA cup
Clicked “forgot password” and they emailed me my password
13 days ago
"Dad l need 50k urgently " African dad opening the message after 4 weeks
12 days ago
Friend: "How on earth did your car pass inspection?" My inspector:
This has to go down as one of the best 1v1s
11 days ago
“tomorrow is Monday” your black trousers:
"Flight attendant yawns" Deaf passengers:
I’m bored *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter* *opens twitter* *closes twitter*
“what is your WiFi password” “It’s on the back of the router” Router:
10 days ago
Me: “Waiter, taste this soup.” Waiter: “What’s wrong with it?” Me: “Just taste it.” Waiter: “Fine, where’s the spoon?” Me: “Exactly. 😭🍲
If you can't chase, purchase.