abt to shave my entire body for season two of the pitt tonight. just in case

P is feeling very ~enriched~

my shift is about to start

One thing about me, if I ever stumble across an opossum, I will absolutely be trying to pick it up and hang out with it for a bit. Might even kiss its tiny head if it’s nice.

ITS PITT TIME BABY!!!!!!!

I just know we’re gonna see a mf with a mangled hand from some fireworks.

Okay so I’m at the first commercial break and haven’t seen my sweet angel Mel yet so idk what they’re doing here.

I know it’s just a tv show but I’m so giddy watching The Pitt, I feel like it’s the first day of school and I’m finally reunited with my pals after summer break.

whitaker leading the med students #ThePitt

Da Pitt is everywhere for those with eyes to see it.

Now time to hang with my close personal friend Alan Cummings and to support my other close personal friends Monet X Change and Maura Higgins.

Ngl I think it would be hilarious if Dorinda was a faithful and got merked on night 1 again.

Okay wait I’m team Triple M for this season, Maura, Money, and Momma (Kelce.)

Okay so I think that this season they should allow one actual murder on the condition that it’s Michael Rapaport.

I cannot deal with Colton’s shein ass pearl tie be so fucking for real right now.

And we got Lisa Rinna out here dressed like a fuckin DC villain.

Just found out the custom shirt I ordered for my bday celebration (in 6 weeks) has a turn around time of 8-10 weeks so I have to figure out a back up 🫠