A flood of foreigners have entered X unchecked and have made it harder than ever for real hardworking Americans to procure a successful Husband | Father | Patriot |#2A | #MAGA4EVER account.

jack fate 🇵🇸 using this image against you guys is what I imagine brandishing a crucifix against a vampire is like. just completely one-shots you

It's never been more fun to be a 12 year old

We chose a decade of self-flagellation and teeth-grinding because it felt better than accepting that people like him. Our candidates must have been awful, our platforms must have been terrible, anything but him just being a little more popular

Every bookstore is a liberal bookstore. lol conservatives don’t read

Denial was so psychologically important to us that we spiraled into promoting all kinds of erratic policy and people to find the missing ingredients, making ourselves actually unpopular in the process. All to avoid facing the truth: many people like Donald Trump

Who was responsible for that one vote? Investigators are currently questioning a man who wakes up shouting “WIMBLEDON!” at 3 AM. Will report back. We are beyond thrilled for Roger and the exciting year ahead celebrating his legendary career. Check out the full conversation in

The location feature is not yet sophisticated enough to tell us which MAGA accounts are from other planets and don't understand how human beings age.

People are really on here referring to YIMBYs as Nazis, like Hitler was just some guy who wanted to build apartments

THIS IS WHY MAGA LOVES HIM. EVERY DAY, DURING EVERY MEETING... DONALD FIGHTS WOKENESS.

Get the Honeybaked Ham turkey and it’ll change everything