Damn I'm really gonna pay $60 for an updated roster huh

Just in case yall forgot who wore the mask FIRST 😤😤😤

"I'll just get gas in the morning" and other self destructive tendencies

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My discover weekly is either A1 or trash and theres no in between

Fans booing during a moment for unity makes it obvious this was never about the flag.

Idea: Sharknado Week

As the temperature drops masks are getting more convenient tbh

Feel like the craziest shit of 2020 is gonna happen in the next 2 weeks

Aight I want everyone who preached to go out and vote today to keep that same energy when the primaries roll around so we can stop doing this lesser of two evils bullshit

Thinkin about the parallel universe where a slightly less problematic Kanye dropped yhandi and trump didnt get his first term

My spotify crashes everytime I try to look at my wrapped like bruhh I need to see how bad my music taste was this year lmao

The commonwealth of information we have in our pockets is fucking insane think about how many tutorials are on YouTube alone

God's favorite customer

The fam keeps asking what I want for christmas but like bruh its christmas everytime I get drunk and go on amazon lmao

In the whip going deaf to this new TACOBELLA I’m gonna need a hearing aid

Jesus Christ

I got a new car and now I just accidentally speed everywhere

May or may not have a gambling addiction. Momma may or may not have raised no quitter