Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint? Me: I Excel at it. Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun? Me: Word.

Crazily creative concept!

Do not ever accept your ex back, I once tried it and regretted. The moment he/she thinks of breaking up instead of fixing, then person is not meant for you.

Guy! Unfortunately, Nigerians have a very bad music taste. Very terrible taste.

I went to my Dad’s office today, picked up a book to read from his shelf. How did you spend your day?

VMware

No gree for them o.

Spending a few days at your parents' place is the biggest mistake you can make as a developer. Imagine you're in the middle of solving a bug when your Mum calls you to come ground pepper. Mum, you just disrupted my thought process. 😭

Now I'll have to restart my thought process from scratch. Damn! I'm returning to my house first thing tomorrow morning. 😭

The content is 100% written by AI. ChatGPT to be precise.

You people should just wrap it up already. Because I’m tired, and I can’t cope anymore. Your very useless network is affecting my productivity. You people make me give a lot excuses, and I’m tired!

git commit -m “omoooooooo I no do again!!!” 😖

Same, but I’m about to take a very bold step. I can’t give up one for the other. So, I’ll be blending both soon.

Nobody wicked pass who dey act very religious. They are cancer to this world.

Visiting the past to get fuel for the future is important. Think back, soak in the pain of your actions, and accept responsibility, then accelerate. People will always have opinions, but it never matters 😕

Her: What's your genotype? Me: Mercedes Benz, baby! 😎 Her: Be serious, abeg! Me: Fine, blood group? Her: Bet you're AA. Me: Nah, Rolls Royce flowing through these veins! Her: Mtcheeew 🙄 Me: