HEBREW TEXT: "Jonathan’s soul became bound up with the soul of David; Jonathan loved David as himself... and made a covenant with David because he loved him as himself. Jonathan took off his robe, undergarment, ..." (1 Sam. 18) EVANGELICAL PASTOR: "Friends!" DAVID & JONATHAN:

Lol, yep. 😅

Anyone else started to plan their hobbies for the coming decades? Like starting in my 40s I’m going to pick up pottery/sculpting. Would love to have 3 bronze statues by the time I’m 70. Then starting in my 50 I wanna get my pilot license and maybe own a little plane. 😂 💀

Just killed a baby spider in my bed! 😭 What do I do? I’m tired of killing spiders.

Dying

It’s a big big mug With lots & lots of room

Love this

Welp that does it going to see this now lol

Y'all. I'm annoyed. My son asked at his school if there's a waiver for senior fees that cover his yearbook and graduation gown. Dude at the office said to him: "Didn't you just come back from summer in Italy?" Now, why is a grown man pocketwatching my child?

This is everything and more

Praying for israel rn - this is awful

Mom and Dad at #Auburn where they meet 50yrs ago. #WarEagle

A lot can happen in two years. I had a great birthday.

My roommate just called me a budding nudist. And I couldn’t be more proud of myself rn! 🤣 🦵🏼 ☀️

I can’t 💀

Al Pacino has issued a statement amid questions surrounding his appearance during the 2024 Oscars ceremony, during which he did not list any of this year’s 10 nominees for best picture: "I just want to be clear it was not my intention to omit them, rather a choice by the

Jesus told her, “Go, close the tab you are using.” “I am using no tabs,” she replied. Jesus said to her, “You are right when you say you are using no tabs. The fact is, you have had 56 tabs open, and the one you now have open you are not using.”

Haha!! Morgan Freeman recreates Nicole Kidman’s iconic AMC Commercial as a tribute to her for induction into to AFI. Brilliant & Respectful Spoof 👏🏻

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