*showing my normie Dominican coworkers videos from FYA* “You paid $150 to do THAT? To be THERE?? Mamagueeevo vete de aqui papi”

Sharp supremacy

Scorching take

Conservative coworker after watching two episodes of The Bear per my recommendation: “I just found it so annoying! Do those employees get fired? Because they suck! I’d fucking fire everyone!”

Be fr

Made it a thing to point and laugh whenever I pass someone in a cybertruck

Satisfaction Is the Death of Desire

Felt like riffin’ so I riffed The Fury - Decapitated

Therapy works bc if I lost my wallet three years ago I’d have k***** m*****

Got height checked the other day and absolutely smoked the allegations

Got all my wisdom teeth ripped out today and I can’t stop thinking about lobster rolls

Realized the sun was gone by 6pm and my brain told me I’m no longer allowed to think happy thoughts for the foreseeable future

DEBUT ALBUM SPIRITUAL BARBARISM EVERYWHERE NOW open.spotify.com/album/6CCYWApv…

Your twenties are for finding out the mask you learned to protect yourself as a child is slowly destroying you as an adult

This fucking sucks