Finally got my offer letter and it’s a fuckin doozy. 15k raise, 6500 sign on and restricted stock options. Tootles work!

Neuropathy fucking sucks

Probably gonna be the worlds most famous bee guy now

Bubble booker has been activated

When the bouncer at the door looks at an ID then asks what the hell happened, you gotta just go lmao. (Wasn’t me)

Bar hopping just cuz.

Kirby time

Can’t even buy a bucket at this point

Never fails. I plan to mow the yard and it rains the night before.

A hybrid line player? Keim behind this

Nix looks enthused

There’s a joke in here somewhere

Just applied for a job in Nebraska. Seems nice out there

APS and their cool rewards program is a joke lol. Don’t enroll in that if you get asked.

Who writes this bullshit? Probably chuck the cuck harris

I look ok but I smell better.

Manifesting seeing some tiddies this weekend somehow.

My cat is so obsessed with the smart food popcorn brand that I literally have to put it in the fridge or else she will go through the cabinet to get it and tear it open