Where the hell is Parker when you need him???? I need photos of inside the White House & every single hospital in Washington D.C. checked out, NOW!!!!!!!!!

White House says Trump is healthy and fine. Here he is today helping a lost boy find his way in Mar-A Lago.

One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

just a truly incredible headline, one for the ages

that etsy witch:

What happened to Charlie Kirk is unconscionable, but it was literally a few months ago that two Democratic state legislators were gunned down by a right wing activist. Let’s not pretend this is one-sided

Me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone I don't know joins the conversation

So this was a fucking lie

Y’all just be fucking saying anyone is Batman now. what’s next that fuckass journalist is Superman??? Bait used to be believable be so fr

Women in male dominated fields 😭

Breaking News Canari Superfan Mani of DYN4MO has been sentenced to 30 years in prison for stalking and being creepy to Canari.

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It's so funny how pizzagate was predicated on this belief that pedophiles communicate in elaborate codes and every Epstein email is like "having sex with underage girls later, hmu."

Sie liest vor als müsste sie später noch zum Flieger #adventsfest