The Bills Trading With The Chiefs And Handing Them The Fastest Wide Receiver In The NFL Is The Dumbest Thing To Happen In This Draft So Far buff.ly/3whDN9J

Real ghost vid for you No Nonsense Pepper

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

My work Secret Santa nailed my Xmas gift this year!

Me around this time every night.

How cool is this little doggo? True hero of WW II.

Had an amazing time seeing Eleanor J. Kerrigan tonight at The Comedy Club of Kansas City with JC Ewer

I’m wrapping up this flat fuck for my dog on this Christmas edition Flat Fuck Friday! Gators Daily 🐊

Jeff Bezos getting holdout Prime customers tonight with the NFL game

A whale of a dumb napkin cartoon…

I’ve been working on my cosplay for Seafood-Con and this year is gonna be hot. It’s basically a bikini made out of plastic lobster bibs, a necktie and a briefcase, I’m calling it “Hungry Businessman”, bring your melted butter! #yeoooowwww #ArcherFXX

ICYMI: In an opinion of SCOTUS's ruling on Roe vs Wade; women will be allowed to receive abortion services (oftentimes without their prior consent). The new law stipulates abortion occur post-natal, not involve a doctor, and require Congressional approval by simple majority vote.

John Waters: “If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em.”

Max the Dog IRL!

i’m not sure. if you have a valentine yet. but if you don’t. my application is below

1/ This Father’s Day, I compiled the most on-brand anecdotes of my dad, who is basically an Asian Ron Swanson. Thread:

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2009 vs 2019 and not dead yet suck it