Why is WiFi in New Mexico so trash 👎

We all had that one friend that almost blew you up starting a bonfire

Someday just a regular day with the boys, is the last day with the boys.

i spilled my beer

Can we pull this off, fam?

still one of the most intense scenes in television history 😤

The only good thing about E3 being cancelled is Todd Howard can’t sell us Skyrim again

30 beers a day is a happy day bud

Is it just me or is 2020 the year people forgot their manners

Only real ones remember having to pause dish network for awhile so you could get fast forward time built up

it’s all just rivers and roads, just don’t really know which one to tiptoe

Wow it’s December, time flies when you’ve been drunk since March

You think you’ve become an alcoholic? Oh okay. My friends gave my drunk personality a name, thank you very much

If her snap score is higher than the miles on your truck, run buddy

Alright I’m gonna say it, bud light is nasty 👎

merry Christmas mom ✌️

everyone pretends to care until they don’t 🤷‍♂️

so BLM protests are okay but these aren’t? Okay lmao

Boomer jokes are all fun and games until you realize that all you and your friends talk about is backyard barbecues and how Brady cheated this time around

In the past I voted Democrat, because they were (mostly) the kindness party. But they have become the party of division & hate, so I can no longer support them and will vote Republican. Now, watch their dirty tricks campaign against me unfold … 🍿