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Mastering the art of skepticism | @cynicraft where wit meets wisdom | Crafting truth in a world of noise

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Let’s imagine a wild "what if" scenario with a Nigerian flavor. A high-profile politician let’s call him a former heavyweight leader from Lagos retires and writes a tell all memoir. In it, he casually drops a bombshell: “The 2023 election?

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Let’s be real I didn’t win. I just worked on the system.” Social media erupts. WhatsApp groups flood with voice notes. News outlets scream headlines. But within days, silence, no protests, no accountability.

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Just Nigerians sighing, “Typical,” and refocusing on VeryDarkBlackMan (VDM) and Online Fraudsters or debating Wizkid’s latest hit versus Davido

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Oh, Nigerians? Absolutely thrilled to be West Africa’s happiness champs under Tinubu’s glorious reign! Skyrocketing fuel prices, naira doing gymnastics, and power outages for ambiance, yet Naija’s grin is the world’s envy! 🙃🇳🇬

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Get 5 pieces of bitter kola and ginger. Cut them into smaller pieces and boil with water,put two tea spoon of honey. Drink a teacup 30mins before the match. You will be given captains band the following day ⚽😁

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One day and some way I will be gone and so would you, whether I remember things from this life or not, I don’t wanna be back here to leave again.