Thinking about booking a solo pedal tour.

Rigatoni can get absolutely fucked

Question for anyone who has seen Oppenheimer: Does Cillian Murphy dangle hog in this? The pre-release press seemed to imply that he hangs snake but I'm only hearing word of "nudity" and not explicitly talking about him dropping sausage on-screen. Does he air out some worm?

Robert J Zombieheimer

I honestly recommend watching the entire LOTR trilogy with swedish subtitles on, just for this beautiful moment

Is it too early to think about writing my “Last Will and Testament”?

This will never not be funny.

Joe Burrow after getting paid x.com/Skeeter696969/…

Bengals fans after starting 0-2:

Yeah he did and he wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it

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Fuck the Bills

lol jk I hope both teams win

Note to self: Carbonated Alfredo sauce.

lol what a fucking idiot

When you didn’t even get a chance to have some wing dip before it’s finished

Mahomes totally films promo videos every day during the off-season.

Our offense had a day 👏

Extra Toasty Cheez-Its are a skid mark on the underpants of society