me after my facial the other day…

having a crush makes me CRAZY

the trader joe-ification of heb happening now.

already tired of hearing abt that woman n her bad album….

nothing like getting a bad haircut n all ur friends lying to make u feel better abt it….

obsessed w lil bros snapchat stories

developing a crush jus cause i’m bored

i was looking at the eclipse in a much more intellectual & nuanced way than y’all btw…

thinking of him…

can’t stop making migas…😐

going to the deli to get a quantity of snacks that might make one think i’m going on a 3 day road trip…

lucinda williams voice sounds like if susan sarandon’s character in thelma & louise started a music career

haul

like what the hell….

this slim jim b well endowed…

Being on the exit row of a flight with someone you love and an Eastern European is what life is all about. Together we carry the burden of many- together. In life there is trust and then there is just blind love and believing. Beauty is where you choose to see it.

how do registered sex offenders travel in airports?

can’t stop thinking abt the body keeps the tea…

me n michaela being cutie angels