Queen Bee is so clearly Nicola Roberts 🐝 #MaskedSingerUK

Monster is so clearly CeeLo Green #MaskedSingerUK

Octopus is so clearly Charlotte Church 🐙 #MaskedSingerUK

Told you so... 🦆#Skin #MaskedSingerUK

My now weekly tweet to say that the Fox is so clearly Denise van Outen. It’s her voice and her body. 🦊 #DenisevanOuten #TheMaskedSinger   #TheMaskedSingerUK

Queen Bee is clearly Nicola Roberts... 👑🐝 #MaskedSinger ‘I Can’t Speak French’

I sense that Ken is starting to grate on the rest of the panel 😒 #MaskedSinger

Ken stands up: ‘I know exactly who this is.’ The rest of the panel and the country: ‘Can we have the Osbournes back next week please?’ #MaskedSinger #TheMaskedSinger #MaskedSingerUK

Monster couldn’t be more CeeLo if he tried 😆 #TheMaskedSinger  #MaskedSingerUK  #MaskedSinger

Really loved watching Caroline Flack with Russell Kane and Joe Swash with raucous guests like Janice Dickinson on ‘I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here NOW!’ back in the day. Her fun, effervescent personality really shone through the screen. Just such terribly sad news...

So unless you’ve been at the H10 Costa Adeje Palace hotel, on the Diamond Princess or to another hotspot recently – or you’ve been in contact with a confirmed case – you don’t need to speak to 111, even if you’ve got Coronavirus symptoms? 🤷🏻‍♂️ 111 Online needs updating me thinks...

Call 111 with all the #Coronavirus symptoms & they’ll say you only meet the criteria for a test if you’ve been to a hotspot or in close contact with a known #COVID19 case (a catch 22 as they’re not testing for UK transmission). Save yourself an hour and don’t bother otherwise! 🤷🏻‍♂️

Countries across Continental Europe: We’re banning gatherings of over 1,000 people The UK: 60,000 a day at #CheltenhamFestival? Yep, sounds absolutely fine. 👍 #COVID19 #COVID2019 #CoronavirusUK

For those who think that it’s ‘just’ the older generations and those with underlying health conditions that suffer severe complications from #Coronavirus, listen to the WhatsApp recording on this excellent report from the coalface in northern Italy by James Mates... #Covid19

Joining the Ocado virtual queue to panic-buy eight packs of Charlie Bingham’s Salmon en Croute is clearly the middle-classes’ favourite new pastime... #Ocado #Covid19UK #CoronavirusUK #panicbuying #panicbuyers

Hi Ocado. At the moment, you seem to wait for quite a while in the virtual queue, get to the front and then find yourself back at the end of the queue again. Is the site still under maintenance, or is it worth preserving with the queueing? Thanks 😊

It was Christmas time & while strolling around Primrose Hill we noticed a burly-looking guy in a suit standing by the entrance of a small gift shop. Then Bill Nighy strolled out of the doorway, took one look at the bloke & asked us: ‘Is that a security guard? Fuckin’ ridiculous.’

Official guidance: Self-isolate if you have any symptoms of coronavirus (a high temperature, a new, continuous cough or a loss or change to your sense of smell or taste). Alok Sharma: Nah, reckon I’m fine to do my speech in the House... 🤦🏻‍♂️ #aloksharma #parliament #covidiot #FFS

What are the odds on Boris being able to resist the temptation to call them Christmas ‘baubles’ tomorrow? 🎄🦠😷 #Covid19UK #PressBriefing #ChristmasBubbles #ChristmasBaubles

A respectable 24,775 first votes and top-ten finish for our intergalactic friend Count Binface #VoteBinface