Bilawal returning like he got Asim's meeting...

Jokes write themselves...

Hybrid problem... Asim doesn't think he owes Pakistan an explanation, we must accept any - and every - thing he does...

Trump may actually think... Asim can get him a Nobel...

Indeed... there was a time though when some would call it out...

All that's left for Malala... is to support Asim, endorse Trump...

Boys' balancing act... weapons from China, Nobel for Trump...

What if they give it to Mahrang...

Iran is a monstrous regime... even more monstrous is to topple it illegitimately...

Predictable... but still shocking...

Pak condemns US attack... says must go further, bomb some more, to truly deserve Nobel...

Relax... if they can't get North Korea's, they won't get Pak's...

Sinwar miscalculated catastrophically in Gaza... seems Iran's mullahs headed down same path...

Imran has never seemed more irrelevant...

In collapse of rules based order... Americans marginally ahead of Europeans, at least they do their own dirty work...

Seems Trump isn't too happy... with initial Pak reaction...

Trump is definitely annoyed...

Being turned back mid flight... will see you soon, Pakistan...

Iran figuring out... that no one likes it...

Turns out there are things American bombs can't achieve...