I want a company that will put a chest camera on my son then use AI to build a “best of” highlight reel for every single damn thing he leaves out around the house

It’s starting

Want

How far are we from a real world babel fish? We can’t be far. A small device that fits in your ear that can provide real time translation of what the other person is saying, regardless of language

imagine being this dude's squad leader

Two nuclear powers who hate each other are having the largest clash in years, but my timeline is all "Daaaa Pope"

we really need to see Palmer go to the Met Gala

he forgot to mention that we formally request a Lucy Nicotine vending machine get installed at Anduril Industries HQ

when will the foundational labs embrace the ITAR-friendly model that helps you design the craziest autonomous cruise missiles you could ever dream of

The lion does not concern himself with the status of his JIRA tickets

Proud to have been one of the two flag bearers for this event (note to self - wear full ACUs next time for better media coverage)

if TBPN is serious about celebrating capitalism, they will host one of their podcast episodes at the ultimate cathedral of capitalism - a Costco food court

get your bids in! ebay.com/itm/3656315653…

if you say please and thank you to ChatGPT, you better be rushing to order a Waymo right now just so you can profusely apologize on behalf of your fellow meat-bags

I wish there was a journalist brave enough to get us a follow up on the North Koreans fighting in Ukraine and their porn addiction. Have they moved past this and now embraced shilling shitcoins and gone full crypto degen?? The world needs to know

They better H/W these guys asap

They won’t tell you this, but training jiu jitsu is really useful for when you have to clip your 100 lbs dog’s nails

It’s all fun and games until you get that series B money, then buckle TF up, because here comes IT, HR, security, facilities, and everything necessary to become a proper enterprise