Can we have another mini crossover on 23rd April and get Graham to re-kidnap Jodie please #Corrie

Yes of course the cops would let them spend the evening getting their mutual stories aligned 🙄🤦 #Emmerdale

Jfc who wrote this dialogue, a 5yr old?? #Corrie

I get that Poundland Simon Barlow is a victim of the Mega-predator but I hate that I'm dreading him getting full sympathy & coddled when she's exposed cos he's also an obnoxious, violent twat #Corrie

I know it's 'acting and all that' but someone as thoroughly gorgeous as Natalie Dormer playing Sarah Ferguson?! Did ol' Fergie chops slip someone a wad for that degree of flattery 👀 #TheLady

Nice one Jodie, you stirring slag #Corrie

Has nobody clued this copper in that Bear was a wrestler #Emmerdale

Finally! 😁 #Emmerdale

Don't lose sleep over the police likely checking your alibi - and no doubt your phone pings - when you're a murder suspect?! Ye gods... 🤦 #Emmerdale

Were Sarah's eyebrows drawn with a ruler #Emmerdale

10 seconds into #TheArtfulDodger season 1, episode 1 and I'm sold. Wolfmother? Yes, thank you very much!

Is Cain cosplaying as that tractor #Emmerdale

Why do they pronounce Maekar differently in #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms (ie: like maker) to how Maester Aemon did in #GameOfThrones (ie: like mike-a)?

🚨⚠️ SHARE THE HELL OUT OF THIS PAIR OF SADISTIC ANIMAL ABUSERS Two agricultural students who launched a “sadistic” attack on a sheep, which included placing fireworks inside its mouth and body, which they then beat to death have been jailed. Leighton Ashby, 22, and Oakley

Darn you, Golda Rosheuvel, one quivering lip and voice break and I'm a mess again #BridgertonS4

So, is #IanHuntley dead yet or do I need to put the bunting away til next time?

Infuriating when this falls on a weekend

Nice to have a bit of a break from American Tan Psycho (Theo) but having Single Shite Female (Jodie) taking up the slack isn't much better #Corrie

Wonder when baby Connie's villain arc will start #Corrie

Theo parping on every 5 minutes about "iT's mY bIrThDaY" like a bratty 4yr old #Corrie