if i turned this page into an alvin and the chipmunks stan account would u guys still support me

Yesterday before my root canal the endodontist asked me if I was a natural redhead and I thought he was hitting on me but he was really just trying to figure out if he needed to give me extra anaesthesia because apparently that's a thing?? Did y'all know this

Girls only want one thing and it’s to taste Wallace and Gromit ‘s moon cheese and crackers

my favourite childhood memory is my knees not cracking every time i stand up

It’s been a weekend at Bernies situation for at least a year

Just ordered Uber Eats and this guy pulled up to my yard?

And people wonder why women are so scared to go out. Broad daylight, in a public place with cctv, and people around.. yet they’re still attacked/confronted. They also tried to avoid the confrontation.

On Tuesday night I was attacked by three men when I went on a run. I should be able to go out at night without the threat of being assaulted. People should feel safe no matter what time . Things need to change.

Can’t believe MJ has risen from the dead only to tweet a JL boogie

It’s me. I’m bitches.

Me the morning after a heavy night out

On sexual harassment allegations made of Boris Johnson’s father, Nadine Dorries said “I don’t believe it happened. It never happened to me. Perhaps there is something wrong with me.” Let’s unpack why this is so dangerous:

Angry this morning on behalf of all women, the runners amongst us who can’t do the same route two days in a row, who change the departure times, who run with keys in hand, who have friends on speed dial, who run forward while regularly checking backwards irishtimes.com/news/crime-and…

Limp Bizkit was right, everything is fucked and everybody sucks

this year felt like being awake during surgery