didn't realize how overdue for a good cry i was until i saw this clip of alfred molina talking about his dad

Yeah, Humphrey Bogart had no chance.

I already had Challengers

no italian or american or martian is outdoing a mexican director in this arena sorry not sorry

In my adult life, I've only worked one of my birthdays.

A masterpiece.

Last night I dreamt about this friend of mine in Honduras (the fourth time this year) and my stubborn ass refuses to send him a text.

He's so fucking good in this.

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I took a one hour walk for the first time in five years.

We have to ask the guy who made Happy Gilmore. But I'm sure it is because I know in my heart Bill Paxton hated golf, yet he made one of the best golf movies ever.

I've been thinking and thinking and thinking about a better season finale than Through the Looking Glass (Lost: S03, E23) but I just can't.

I am not well.

*gets 0 applications because the text is too small*

Some people's happiness is to be sad and miserable.

Twitter teachers and writers: I need recommendations for a book you read or resource you used to better understand how I can start teaching my kid to read. I’m pretty lost on where to start. Thanks for any advice, and RTs for visibility always appreciated.

France, that undefeated country.

It's also the best one.

If the film is as good as the short story it's going to win every-fucking-thing.

Pattinson in Cosmopolis. I was one of his haters, now I'm one of his hardcore fans.