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Charly Woods (Future 🐐)

@cwoodsparody

Future GOAT ⛳️. Kids my age swing on the swing set. I swing blades (extra-stiff shafts). Parody Account, chill Karen/snowflakes.

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calendar_today14-01-2020 04:13:39

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Difference between me and Tiger is that I’m not willing to give up sex to β€œHelp me play better golf.” Get that toxic mindset out of my life.

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Ben Silverman needed to hole-out from 109 yards to make the cut.

He decided to mark his ball when play was suspended Friday night.

So he had a range session full of 56-degree wedges before his attempt.

Look how that turned out for him ⬇️

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Played with an injured spine today, people aren’t talking about that though. Getting an infusion next week. Should be shooting in the 60s again in no time.

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It was a tour event from the tips and I had a 12 cuz I lost my shit. I birdie that and I’m at a 77 with ease. Y’all need to chill

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Everyone is wondering why I’m wearing Titleist. If a brand throws $30 million at you, you take it. Safe to say I’m moving out Tiger Woods

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