Chaz Nimrod (@cvm31) 's Twitter Profile
Chaz Nimrod

@cvm31

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calendar_today08-03-2015 19:34:54

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Not gonna complain about the numerous dune 2 snubs because dune messiah will win every single oscar category unanimously and will be viewed as the mona lisa/sistine chapel of our time

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BREAKING: #Bruins GM Don Sweeney officially traded Chris Kyle to the Taliban, pending successful extension negotiations in Kabul, per Elliotte Friedman

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Nowhere in the o’hare airport can you escape the sun. Constantly being beamed by UV rays and sweating through all my clothes. Hell on earth

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Sitting at the counter at the coffee shop and the guy next to me is filling out his bankruptcy papers, kinda nails #sundayscaries

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Uber driver is playing african talk radio that randomly cut to a guy in english saying “i will suck you dry” #realbeater #freakyhours

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Nothing enhances the vibes of dinner on the water in the south of france like a belligerently drunk british family from manchester

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Got such an obscure jeopardy question right in front of my gf and her mom that i had to explain that me and my boy got so bored in high school that we learned a south african click language to pass the time