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Ödegaard has been outstanding today. #NorthLondonDerby

As poor as Arsenal were tonight, Spurs are playing genuinely really awful against a manager-less team from a very poor league. #EuropaLeague

What’s funny is that whenever a decision goes to VAR I know it’ll go against us 100% of the time. Don’t even need to hope nowadays.

Chukwueze injured is absolutely massive for us. Need to fully take advantage. #EuropaLeague

I have NEVER seen a VAR go our way. Genuinely not one.

No way Gareth Southgate doesn’t get a knighthood now. Bank Holiday on Monday please Mr Government.

Anyone know of any spares going for the Southampton game on Sunday? #arsenal

How that wolves goal is offside I have no idea. Saying it’s from the cross in but the ball is replayed in? Ridiculous decision.

Atmosphere at the etihad is genuinely atrocious. Just won a penalty and the crowd cheer like it’s gone out for a throw in.

Fucking love you, Granit.

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🚨⚠️ David Alaba will be out for another month due to a muscle injury. He suffered a problem in the soleus muscle of his left leg, as @AranchaMobile reports.

Ornstein so quick on the turnaround with that Zinchenko deal all the other ITKs are still announcing the first tweet. 😂

If we beat tottenham today.... A follower who RTs will win a signed George Graham 89 storyboard (framed) from sheworeshop.com

I could cry, this team are absolutely ridiculous.