Far be it from me to promote a COMPETING podcast, but I just feel this great man deserves more attention. From his plucky not-even-remotely-Appalachian upbringing to his experiences never seeing combat, I think we can all agree he's let an exciting life! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/650…

My child BROKE HIS FINGER at school today & I asked the nurse if I could verbally give permission to give him ibuprofen to help the swelling go down & she said, no, they aren't allowed to give him any meds but then I picked him up and he was a girl, I couldn't believe it

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BREAKING: Email address linked to Tim Walz found on hardcore plumbing advice forum

Hey Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc's new book is out today! Link in the replies so the algorithm can’t find and slaughter this tweet. But I’m not being cute when I say this book genuinely changed my life for the worse. I’ll explain.

NEW SEASON! New shenanigans! New treasure! There's a billionaire colony on the moon, a super-sized Russian moon lander, frozen mystery corpses, and a coal ship with the key to it all. Drunk morticians, autism-coded detectives, and a "brainwashed" (?) President? #clivecussler

"If you wanna be Nazis, Baby there's a price to pay I'm a weenie writin' novels You gotta rub me the Reich way"

We'll miss you, #KrisKristofferson #rip .💔