In life you are either a passenger or a pilot, it's your choice. -Unknown

Good Morning Beautiful Ladies of sizes 28-34.

Would You Like a Table?" ... "No not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground. Carpet for 5 please."

sometimes i just get really sad because i’ll never know what a krabby patty tastes like

I don't hate you... It's just that... If you were on fire, I'd roast marshmallows.

There is no “u” in awesome... But there is a "me".

You won't know how much someone cares for you until you realize they don't care anymore.