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Curtis Jensen

@curtisjunk

Just your average progressive #Queer living working, creating art and thinking in San Francisco. #Progressive #VoteBlue #BlackLivesMatter #TransLivesMatter

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Oh my God!!! She didn’t center the herringbone tile pattern on her hearth. Totally and flagrantly lopsided for no reason other than she is just not up to the challenge This whole episode was one dumb thing after another without a shred of design understanding. #castleimpossible

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“my Mom is a heinous cruel selfish bag of trash” the tagline for the kids on #NextGenNYC on @bravo . Seriously not one kid of a likable housewife

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so of course Elon Musk is a total coward, won't talk about his support of hypocritical Trump policies and his disastrous undemocratic nonsense. CBS Sunday Morning 🌞 what a loser, liar and pig

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hey everyone, did you know that the government helping you after a disaster, or providing safe drinking water is just the DMV that got too big? Elon Musk is a moron. Billionaires don't know what real people need CBS Sunday Morning 🌞

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so this bitch Lara doesn't want to clean up in order to serve 7 courses but it's all on Tzarina to tell the guests they can't have it? I'm so over her attitude and shenanigans. #BelowDeckDownUnder

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note to Lara: You had a conversation with Tzarina, you both apologized - you don't get to decide NOW that you've had enough because she wouldn't sandbag the guests requests. That's a YOU (are a bitch) problem. #BelowDeckDownUnder and to Bravo No Lara next season

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Hey Lara, not sure if you know how interpersonal relations work, but Tzarina publicly praising you after she ASSUMED you had made up is called a nice thing. Just because your a grudge holding petty bitch, don't drag others down with you #BelowDeckDownUnder

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Seriously Lara is a twisted, self centered, mean girl. She doesn't like Tzarina because she got where she is by being talented/hard work, not just being pretty, & she pulls focus from the Lara-is-the-center-of-the-Universe world Lara imagines for herself. #BelowDeckDownUnder

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I’ll say this about Audra McDonald’s “Rose’s Turn”, it was a powerful piece of acting, and probably devastating live in the context of the show , but if that had been the first time I had ever heard that as a song, I would never want up listen to it again. #TonyAwards

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A playroom? Was that really a renovation priority in the chateaux? No catering kitchen, no Bridal changing suite? Seems like a phase 2 or 3 project. #CastleImpossible

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The most predictable and inevitable and therefore Boring outcome of any season of #TopChef. The writing was on the wall since the first few weeks.

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Aiden’s bullshit with his kids “we lay out the next day” is 400% worse than Che Diaz ever was . What a stupid plot point and dysfunctional codependent parenting style. #AndJustLikeThat

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Not Frazier cockblocking the pornstars by hiding the lube. That’s internalized homophobia and jealousy in action #BelowDeck

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I can’t. Call a fucking engineer, and consult a professional architectural restorer for the chimney piece and mantel. This is the one project they should not just slap together and order some junk from Wayfair for. Maddening “Bedroom for for a King” #CastleImpossible