COYS!!!

“You’ll never walk again” Too soon? 👹

And Lucy Connolly is still in jail yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/25199434.…

An actual national treasure turns out to be a massive anti-semite, who infantilises the unprovoked mass-murder, rape and kidnapping of women and babies on Oct 7th as "they did a bad thing to us" in a mocking, childlike voice. Fuck you, Dawn French.

The terrorist-lovers are currently claiming: A) Iran is totally justified in bombing Israel and killing children because Israel struck first. B) Israel is not at all justified in bombing Palestine even though Palestine struck first.

So, Lucy Letby - clearly innocent of murdering babies is still locked up, whilst Labour have just made it legal to murder babies.

Work finished. Beer in glass. Elvis playing. Iron Maiden gig tomorrow. Life is good.

So we can get doctors to just bump off elderly relatives we don’t like now, right? Can I nominate my father-in-law? Is there form to fill out or something?

If social media companies can be held responsible for “hate speech” by users on their platforms, then festival organisers should be held responsible for hate speech by acts at their festivals.

If you are in Heathrow Terminal 5, Boots sell the same stuff as WHSmith but for FAR less money.

Lake Como is lovely - stunningly beautiful- and slightly ruined by hordes of Americans who have not yet learnt to control the volume of their voices.

The way I made myself safer was by moving out of London.

Sitting in my garden listening to cows mooing, horses neighing, birds tweeting and a cockerel crowing. My front door has been wide open all day letting a nice breeze blow through the house. Moving out of London was the absolute best thing I ever did.

Me today carrying cans of Raid trying to get rid of wasps.

Why the fuck do we want cultural ties with Accra?

Ahahahaha

Always thought it was a shame they cut this commercial before she unleashed a huge Buddy The Elf style belch.

Lol - wasted your money on this ad, lads.

Tommy - who allegedly beat a man unconscious and then fled the country - is given bail, whilst Lucy Connolly was denied it for a nasty tweet that she quickly deleted.

Imagine being offended by the flag of the country you live in.