They not like us coz her engine produces 100 Horsepower. I mean 100 cheetah power.

This is so totally true because I remember when I visited my grandmother in our small town, she dropped some serious wisdom on me. She said “Grandson, one day some people will waste their time reading your comment.” Today is that day.

Bado kunamjinga anaamin kuna urafiki kati ya mwanamke na Mwanaume 😢😢 kimsingi tunaweka urafiki na wanawake tunaowapenda ili wasipotee kwenye Maisha yetu.

They say genetics are wild sometimes but I think there was an exchange program during field cultivation.

Okay let’s wait.

Waambie mhesh.

Anakaa type yangu.

A bodaboda guy is the only person who can carry his side chick and pass Infront of his wife in peace.

Hear me out.

Yaani mlisema warembo ni wengi mkasahau hio part ya kutuambia pia ni wendawazimu. 🥹

Shirt and simple.

Mwenda zake alionekana mchangamvu na mwenye furaha riboribo.

Where did this Musikari Kombo go to.

As you grow you will understand why they put women's picture on body cream and men's own on painkillers.

Me and my brothers used to say yo mama jokes all the time and sometimes mom will forget she's our mom and say yo mama jokes to us!😂

Shida ya hawa ladies ni kudhani eti ni wao pekee wanataka partner wako na pesa. 😜

Wanyonyi almost killed the entire country. His style of running gave the whole lot of us mini heart attacks. His win was such a relief.

Boss you can’t park there.

Now I’m the noisemaker of the Family, my brother is a scientist, you know those deep science stuff like Nuclear bla bla bla… My sister now a Doctor, my niece is a lawyer. Then sasa kuna mimi who went on an Academic Tour to pursue a course we used to call in Campus Bachelors of