No more white and delightsome? Say it ain't so! newsroom.churchofjesuschrist.org/article/call-f…

A true prophet should have seen this coming.

That's a celestial fight I'd pay to see.

New light on when the preaching work will end? jw.org/en/library/mag…

The light isn't getting brighter, the corner is getting smaller.

Technically, that makes him our brother too. That would explain my partner's side of the family.

Actually, they just point at my house as the walk by. Should I yell, "God bless you" to them?

I'm so glad God learned from his mistakes. Or was that Brigham Young?

If you want to throw shade at another Jehovah's Witness, tell an elder's wife.

I the Mormon Church was true, it wouldn't need to lie about its history.

I can see current Jehovah's Witnesses now; Nu-Uh! We hAvE NeW lIgHt! nOw wE CaN sAy hI!

The Church of modern-day hypocrites.

Sometimes the article title says it all. babylonbee.com/news/27-hour-s…

Watchtower flip-flops multiply faster than rabbits.

And it came to pass that they did separate their relationship in a fashion made like unto the Lamanites of old which did apostatize from thy holy and true Church which came unto pass through the mouth of thy holy prophets of old which did separate from professors of religion...

I don't know why flickering lights bother Jehovah's Witnesses so much. They get New Light all the time.

Forever safe.

The solution is simple. It isn't easy, but it is simple.

Wouldn't it be great if the next Mormon prophet reversed this policy? He could sell MMMA hats. Make Mormons Mormon Again.

Notice the priority. Read Watchtower's articles, ask Watchtower's questions, but it's up to you if you want to read the Bible.