@ALF_red84 LMJ this is true

@Cabanga_ lmimp jou hare gat afbriek girl

You know you smell that finger when it goes through the toilet paper.

Do you know what would make your story even better? If you'd pass the focken pyp naaier!

@ALF_red84 Lmj atleast this mal naai has a matric certificate unlike our vark president.

Remember wen the old Nokia phones wysed "low battery" we had 2days to find a charger. Nowadays phones are just like ur poes.batterylow.vrek

Coloured guys will cheat on you with your mother.

Some kinnes need to keep their "no make-up selfies" to themselves, kak pop up on my newsfeed and give 'n man 'n poese fright.

A kak so evil your naat feel like someone's keeping a lighter by it. Joh. I just got raped by my own drol. Lmimp kyki I'm just being honest.

Hey girl, put down that tomy's

@ALF_red84 LMJ look how dat thing look mybru.

@Schaff116 Your what?

"Men have nipples because everyone is a female until the Y chromosome kicks in, You were all girl embryos." Thats y sum bruse act like tiewe

Hopppp its Friday mal naaies! So I just wanna see what you guys here on Twitter are repping, add and @ me with a pic of your ride. Will RT