Make me tea with warm milk so I know its real.

Relax with the gossiping, maybe if you kept your bek you'd be able to keep your friends.

Coloured girls need to stop hiding behind a fringe. Accept your face for what it is.

S/O to coloured parents for the "keep with two hands" rule.

People who pronounce akhni as "Ug-nie" need to please not.

It saddens me that some - actually, MOST of the youth today are such weak minded individuals. Parents need to step up their game NOW.

My children can be naughty, but don't be a destructive shitkop who isn't contributing to society man.

When people say dumb shit like "if she's a stoner she wifey material". Someone explain this fucking statement to me. Are yous all jas?

Just because majority of people your age think its kwaai DOESN'T mean it is. It just means you all look mindless as a collective.

Someone make my mother president, so she can put the fear of God into the people catching on kak in our country.

The nostalgia on coloured Twitter tonight man.

During my mXit phase my ringtones were either 1. Cassie - Long Way To Go OR 2. Bow Wow ft. Chris Brown & Omarion - Shorty Like Mine. NOMMER!

Back when the boys used to call us BABA. Not babe or baby. Baba. BABA guys!!! Sis.

When guys used to rock those 50 Cent / G Unit jeans they bought by a stalltjie in Gatesville. Smh.

Some of you rocking the dapper look these days forget that you used to yak those chrome Playboy bunny emblem belt buckles. The spinner ones.

I've got postgraduate diplomas in vrieting too much & rukking myself op.

Coloured girls don't carry pepper spray bc what other weapon could they possibly need besides that bek.

If your cellphone costs more than the car you drive, you & I are gonna have a problem.

The extent people will go to to LOOK rich instead of just working hard enough to BE rich makes me sad. Ny guys.

CulidKin You are everything.