1. The number of people who can’t differentiate between lose and loose is disturbing, 2. The number of people who can’t properly conjugate verbs is equally disturbing.

Here we go with the anti fireworks brigade. There is no proof it triggers PTSD. As for dogs they feed off of your reactions. Stop reacting to fireworks. Problem solved.

Biden: “the Supreme Court has handed Trump the keys to a dictatorship”. No dumbass. They handed YOU the keys.

Ahhhh the time of year where Karen’s demand we don’t use fireworks. Here’s my response. BLOW ME!

Karine Jean-Pierre is a professional liar. The problem? She’s not good at it. Biden is surrounded by incompetent clowns.

Cranky boomer thoughts: 1) stop telling me not to shoot fireworks. Your PTSD isn’t my problem 2) I don’t care if you’re a recovering alcoholic. Your addiction doesn’t obligate me to abstain in your presence, 3) your objection to gambling doesn’t trump my right to go to a casino.

Teenage young men: if you are ever out in public and a woman is making you feel uncomfortable just find a man and approach them and say “dad, that woman is stalking me”. I promise that the poppa bear will emerge and you’ll be safe.

Gotta hand it to people with chutzpah. Single mom age 33 with a 17 year old daughter (do that math) and who’s unemployed setting up a gofundme me page for friends to buy the daughter a car. I sent $1.

Well we know that it wasn’t an ex Marine.

One of the distinguishing characteristics of hardcore MAGA is their threats of violence and retribution against Democrats simply because of their political beliefs. Well the time has come to pay the piper. You are reaping what you’ve sown. Now deal with it.

400,000,000 guns in America. How could this have happened? It doesn’t make sense.

I run a B&B. Few things are more annoying than someone proposing a trade swap for something I don’t need during my peak season. Rant over.

Olympic tv ad: amputee. Check. Down’s syndrome. Check. Wheelchair. Check. Masculine woman. Check.

Musk has turned Twitter into a propaganda machine spewing 100% right wing nonsense. It’s worse than the Epoch Times.

Imagine taking your 13 year old kid to a music festival and then complaining about the drug scene? Oh yeah… and being married to a guy who’s job is blowing glass pot pipes.

Today is National sobriety day where people in recovery announce how many days sober they are. Oh. Wait one. That’s literally EVERY day…..

Having Breaking in the Olympics is downright stupid and embarrassing.

MAGA: iFLayShun is hERtiNg eVERyOne. Drives a $115,000 Dodge Ram that gets 8 mpg. Smokes 2 packs a day of Marlboros at $100 a carton. Stupid is as stupid does…..

Today’s bot and troll theme: “gubmint agencies arr donuting too thuh Harrass campayne!!!!!”

My next door neighbor is building a $1.7M 3,000 sf second home. I estimate he’s spending at least $50,000 on landscaping. At what point should I tell him how bad the economy is?