hey dude

what a fuckin guy

woke up intensely sick, throwing up a bunch today. i think imma have to take the night off of stream :/

is what a bitch ass nigga would say. im not scared of anything. stream in 10

waking up early to smoke weed and play video games i love pushing 30

does anyone have the video of the dude with two guns asking “do you want the titties or the dick?” and the nigga responds “gimmie the dick gimmie the dick”? i’ve been searching for a while but i just keep ending up on porn sites

that’s hard to decide 🧐😖 the titties fat but the dick loOoOong twin 😩

happy pride month

damn im on my chungus shit, yeah im big as hell

to the mexican construction worker who just handed me a water bottle after my run i owe my life to you #arriba

lil restaurant near me sells uncrustables for grown ass adults. it’s got poached eggs, cheddar, bacon, tomatoes, and lust.

why’d i do this

The countdown is on! Join us in 48 hours for a special announcement about Hollow Knight: Silksong! Premiering here: youtu.be/6XGeJwsUP9c

yall aren’t ready for that ChrisUdildo

this is probably the craziest september 11th ever

SHE'S OUT OF THIS WORLD 🔥 Melissa Jefferson-Wooden, OLY. stuns the crowd the only she way she knew how, with a lightning fast 10.61 to become the women's 100m champion 🤯 #WorldAthleticsChamps

i think it’s time.