not now bro i’m locking in

she’s so fine i’d let her torment my soul

can i come over and hug you for 96 hours

can i come over and nibble and scratch at your bedroom door

can i come over and kiss you for 26 hours

my doctor prescribed “thousands of kisses from a real life angel with big brown eyes and piercings”

she’s so fine i want her to take me out to the woods and string me up like a piñata and beat me

she’s so fine i’d let her rip my heart out with her bare hands

nice tweets bro are the horrors never ending

pussy from a girl that bangs her head against the wall as a little treat

need a pretty girl with brown eyes to do irreparable damage to my psyche

i was gonna kiss you from head to toe but whatever bro

my doctor prescribed me “hundreds of kisses from a pretty girl with brown eyes and tattoos”

*misreads the vibe and blows 10,000 kisses at you*

i was gonna chase you around and growl at you but whatever bro

can i come over and hang upside down from your ceiling like a bat

she’s so pretty and intimidating i have got to fuck her

*misreads the vibe and chases you around with something sharp*