How do you prepare your Chipotle Burrito Bowl?

When a chick won’t have sex with you after sending her all your best World War 3 memes #WWIII #worldwar3 x.com/PANT0PRAZ0L_40…

#Breaking: Came into my office this morning to a note on my desk from an unnamed #source. Source is reporting former #Bengals QB Andy Dalton will soon be a member of the #ChicagoBears. A low risk, high reward move for a team looking to capitalize on their title window #NFL #News

In our darkest moment, a hero rises.

Haven’t been able to sleep The Yak Big Cat Nicky

#ILL #NewProfilePic

. Linda Pizzuti Henry Your husband’s a money grabbing prick #SayNoToEuropeanSuperLeague

Happy Father’s Day Juwan Howard

Cooked up another MLB winner 10-3 in last 13 MLB plays 3-0 in last 3 Max Plays Should be 12-3 if not for some bullshit -1 pushes But the state of gambling Twitter is nauseating these days, some things have to change Run me 150 likes/rts, trust me you’ll thank me later😉

250 RT/ Likes Saratoga / Del Mar Slates for Free tomorrow!

300 RTS/LIKES FOR THE ENTIRE WEEKEND FREE! SARATOGA DEL MAR GULFSTREAM #INSTAGSWETRUST

Me when I see Bill Self:

Gameday. #ILL

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