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Hi, I'd like to talk about rafts and lifecoaching. Fucklulz! #barcampclt

Learning about SEO and personal branding my lifecoaching business and drinking my own piss because it gives me electrolytes #barcampclt

Remember that time I blew up CPCC campus because my #barcampclt pitch didn't get picked? FUCKLULZ! I wanna talk about email management!

Do you have hundreds of thousands of emails in your inbox? #barcampclt

Lifecoaching this baby into my mouth and washing it down with a mojito. FUCKLULZ! #barcampclt

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DIG THAT NICHE! #barcampclt

Just pre-ordered my honey roasted baby for Christmas! FUCKLULZ!

Remember that time I ate half a baby, then threw the rest in a dumpster cause it didn't taste very good? FUCKLULZ!

@cutefiancee I'm always in the mood for baby! FUCKLULZ!

Remember that time I killed Santa Claus and ate his elves because I mistook them for babies? FUCKLULZ!

Remember that time I told those kids Santa Claus isn't real? FUCKLULZ!

Remember that time I created that time loop and ate that baby an infinite number of times? FUCKLULZ!

Remember that time I brought a bomb to uptown Charlotte on NYE? #FirstNightCLT

Remember that time I whispered The Incantation of Buu-Phaalog into your ear and your guts turned into centipedes? FUCKLULZ!

Remember that time I fucked you in the armpit so violently that your lung caught on fire? FUCKLULZ!

Remember that time I promised not to blow a load in your mouth then totally did anyway? FUCKLULZ!

Remember that time your parents came over in like 19 Wal-Mart bags? FUCKLULZ!

Remember that time I used my cybernetically enhanced ribcage to crush your torso after swallowing you whole? FUCKLULZ!