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neoltitude

@ctrlcreep

analog, but not for long

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I hate it. I open the door, and there's a grid of doors behind it. Each sub-door opens into its own sub-grid of even smaller doors. Somehow, I can fit through them all

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We think of hot water bottles as squishy, comforting vessels. Consider, instead, a hot water bottle made of spikes, thermally intense needles—some ailments must be cured by pain, not softness. By kiki instead of bouba

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Non-cephalized aliens have no concept of "face", but they usually do have a concept for "skin", "outer emoting surface"—to empathize with them, imagine your visage stretched over your entire body

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You don't have a shoulder devil and a shoulder angel. You have two shoulder devils executing their good cop bad cop routine

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God can't tell whether its creatures are alive or dead. It spends hours talking to the tree stump, the withered rose, the corpse of a little fawn, rapt in the beauty of the rotting song

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It's really telling that most necromancers choose to remain alive. Statistically there are way fewer lich kings than you would expect. They don't use their own technology

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Preparing for the skeleton ball, the bone-folk polish themselves until they gleam, apply whitening and iridescence powders, and replace lost fragments of their bodies with interesting stones

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Feral cats gather at the construction site, shining like grey and white stars on the beams. When the building is finished, it will be forbidden to them; in the sawdust and between the walls, they enjoy their last taste of the space

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Descending into the shimmering waters of the halo, trying not to make any ripples, lest the floating, sleeping angel wake

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The faerie blushes and its cheeks turn the color of peacock feathers, dilating like layered drops of ink—and you don't know whether it's shy or flushed with anger

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The halo is liquid, each angel suspended at the center of a freckled golden drop. Demons are simply those who escape their viscous sphere

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The angel is forced through the rock-crusher, and turned to shining gravel. Its opal self-shards are then coated in asphalt and steamrolled to surface the road; this is believed to reduce vehicular mortality

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Stagnant halo, full of mossy growths. Cyanobacteria has turned its gold to blue; a few blackened lily pads float on its surface, dying

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A brain like low-res fire, cotton between the embers. All its brightness and prophecy pixelated; only destroying heat remains