This account is a mess.

Am I in prison, am I not? Who knows.

update: vause is still ghetto santa claus. x.com/ItsAlexVause/s…

Well shit, I have missed out on a lot.

Further update: a ghetto santa claus with a broken arm. Ho ho ho bitches, December awaits.

Break me the way Piscafatso broke your arm, Daddy.

I always knew.

Ah, I don't mind, I'd get the best of both worlds in regards to jealousy.

Yes, you can hurt me all the way from MAX, I am no longer there.

/. I wanna change my username, but idk to what

[Holds back laughter] … Pearl.

Report him to PETA.

Whatever you say Babyface.

Hey, don't blame me. Sophia said it.

Or I'm just taking the piss. Relax Gerber.

But I didn't even do anything.

What if we're gay anyway?

Asshole and proud.

Character recap: • Engaged to Sikowitz • AU where Stella is no longer in prison Prison version of Carlin can be found on @InkedUpConvict

/. Gon' log out of this because my phone is lagging. If anyone needs me I'll be on @InkedUpConvict