Felix is very funny. Read.

Put another log on the fire

Grant Robertson is up next in Parliament’s general debate. The props on his desk in readiness include a Hawaii travel brochure and a copy of Blue Blood.

Trevor Mallard has created a new offence for MPs in his last months. Peeni Henare has had to apologise for “causing mirth.”

NZ's child immunisation rates hit record lows with health experts 'petrified' of measles and other deadly epidemics, via Michael Neilson nzherald nzherald.co.nz/nz/nzs-child-i…

Amidst the anger outside Parliament, one brave counterprotestor bravely pays tribute to the Beehive's efforts to preserve the testicular health of our senior citizens

Back on the tiles! ⁦Aaron Dahmen⁩

The Thorndon New World meat artist strikes again…

so good

The whose is bigger contest - Winston v David Seymour

Simon O'Connor's challengers as National's 2023 selections roll on. Meanwhile, Paul Goldsmith is again the candidate in the Epsom electorate, look out David Seymour nzherald.co.nz/nz/national-pa…

Truly a cracker joke for the Covid times

The real election 2023. Bring it home, Bonnie old girl. Northland Pet of the Year, via nzherald nzherald.co.nz/northern-advoc…

I see your coup is complete ⁦Thomas Coughlan⁩

Good luck to all the parents explaining that it’s Tina Turner who has died not Tina from Turners

Cyndi and Rod to blame for inflation surprise in New Zealand

The Press Gallery is seeking applications from junior to mid-grade journalists for the 2023 Ian Templeton Scholarship, and the Māori Press Gallery Journalism Scholarships. The week-long programme will run from August 21st until August 25th.