Sometimes I get frustrated when I compare arts and tech salaries, but look tech people I'm not saying you are the problem I'm saying the exchange rate is in our favor and someone with a FAANG salary could literally commission their own opera once per year so we should do that

It would be a shame, it really would, if Trump’s new nickname Don Poorleone doesn’t stick.

Before you watch this clip, I urge you, I BEG you: please try to imagine the wrongest way possible to pronounce “tzatziki” first, because all of your hair will be blown off your head

All Americans should be judged by a jury of peers who posted hilariously rude memes about them

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but we aren’t helping Ukraine. Ukraine is helping us. Pass the friggin bill

Please join me in subscribing to an obsessed reporter writing about a movie about reporters. Please.

This statement from Emory University protestors is incredible.

I wrote about how last night, an over-the-air radio broadcast from a tiny FM signal was the sole news source for the most important national news story of the moment. And how that's.... interesting businessinsider.com/columbia-unive…

We must do everything possible to avert an entirely preventable, human-made famine in Gaza. I again call on the Israeli authorities to allow & facilitate safe, rapid & unimpeded access for humanitarian aid & humanitarian workers, including UNRWA.

Having police violently break up protests and then calling them “violent protests” is an old trick that succeeds only when the press takes the bait which is what’s happening now

Well, this has been quite a publicity tour.

Mood.

Lisa flips out from lack of praise during the teacher's strike and builds a perpetual motion machine. The segment ends with Homer putting his foot down and saying "In this house we OBEY the laws of thermodynamics."

I see Brianna Wu's name in Trending and I see the same people doing the same shit, always with screenshots. Links or it didn't happen.

Imagine a World War II documentary shot like a drama. Imagine most of the people you'd want to talk to still being alive. The World At War is one of the best things anyone has ever done with television. This is a link to the cold open for a 20-ish part documentary.

I'm not sure there is anything wrong with enjoying your life and rollerblading. Normalize enjoying your life and rollerblading. I hope I don't reach my late 70s, and as I'm lying in my hospital bed, think, "man, I could have written more articles." 9/11

Alex Rodriguez asked a question. Reggie Jackson answered it. (Shouts to the producer and rest of the desk for staying out of Reggie’s way and just letting him talk. I doubt they expected this answer. But it’s a great few minutes of television.)

localhost is my Higher Power.