Idea for a drinking game if your goal is to not remember the end of the round: take a sip every time the announcers say “wispy rough”

waking up to see the masters ticket rejection is one of the worst ways to start the day

"I'd rather me mate cry on me shoulder than go to his funeral next week." Power message by Paddy

Was speeding home cuz I got a call from the FINA drug testers who were at my door. Passed a cop and he started following me very closely. Thought he was gonna pull me over. He decided to just pull up next to me and wag his finger at me. Hope that cop has a great night, thanks man

Is this amount of olives in my parents fridge enough to start worrying about their sanity?

Flight got delayed (along with the rest of the country) and the barista nailed the spelling of my name. Off to a great start for the Knoxville Pro Swim Series!

After a beautiful drive through the mountains in my rental car, I’ve made it to Knoxville faster than my very delayed flight would’ve gotten me

Our Wolfpack swimming and diving family mourns the loss of one of our greatest leaders. ♦️❤️ gopack.com/news/2023/1/14…

“I hate that look, it’s dead behind the eyes” -Olivia Stewart telling me how she feels moments before I leave for two weeks.

TSA agent to a very confused lady: “ma’am, this ticket says Wichita to Denver. You are on the eastern seaboard, Raleigh, NC. This ticket can’t help you here” Lady: “are you sure we’re not in Wichita?

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I’ve been out of NCAA swimming for a while now. Can someone tell me if this is fast?

This week.

Olympic Silver Medalist Rhyan White Is Joining NC State Pro Group swimswam.com/olympic-silver…

Feeling extreme satisfaction sitting in a bar outside of Newark, NJ watching the Carolina Hurricanes destroy the Devils☺️

Should whistling on airplanes be illegal?

Can’t wait to play a part in what this program achieves!

Summer Vibes 😎 Happy first day of summer, everyone!

So much to do and so much to see. We're lucky to call Durham home! 💙

Welcome to the squad 😈 We are stoked to welcome Daniel Graber as the new Assistant Coach of Swimming and Diving! 📰 goduke.com/news/2023/7/11… #GoDuke