Twitter has taught me that there are two types of people in this world. 1. People who understand sarcasm 2. Morons

Most of time, those who DEMAND respect have none for others!

I don't regret burning bridges. I just wish some people I don't like were on them at the time.

I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. I’m also deaf in one ear.

Boss: "Thanks for the coffee. You know what'd go well with this?" Me: "The antidote?" Boss: "No, a donu...Wait, what?" Me: "Nothing"

If you're having trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable.

I’m not nodding to say yes about your idea….The voices in my head are agreeing with me that you’re an idiot....

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Oh man I don't feel good at all. Think I'm getting the stomach bug that's plaguing everyone I'm in contact with. 😳😳😳

Five pounds of pressure is all it takes 💯🤔

I honestly believe all my followers are bots trying to steal my mind 💯

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You a thug !!! LMAO Good job homie... How much formal education did it take to get there???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is a complete nightmare 🤔

My darkest days have become the norm 😓

Doctors are the biggest drug dealers in the world. Must should probably be arrested or stripped of their credentials.... 💯

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